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I hate when ppl brag about drugs and drinking, I mean, I do those things almost everyday literally and if I’m under these influences, I’ll let it be known, but I’m not 13 year old bragging about a party 2 months ago lol

Ended up

not being able to get the Crunk Juce but got a delivery of weed instead ;)

My parents are saying 

*Cuz I’m a pothead nigga*

When my friend brings a bottle of wine over.

I’m like:

Her:

“My nigga goofin’.”

Me:

‘Cody Cuddling’

‘Cody Cuddling’

So I go to Walmart

And the bitches there are like 

And it leaves me pokerfacin’ like this

WHAT MUST I DO TO BECOME RELEVANT

Fuck an old man?

Dress to match my cock?

“YOU GUYS I’M NOT THAT DRUNK!”

Then I do Karoke at da club:

“Maybie i iz drunker dan I tought.”

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My sister picked her nose and I was like

Got some high gravity lager. HOLLA

Yeah, I’m smooth.

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